Motherhood: your child projectile pukes all over you, yet you don't change because it's only going to happen again and heaven knows you don't need more laundry. You still haven't folded the last 3(0) loads. 

Sorry fellow Walmart shoppers, I can smell myself too. Just keepin it real. 


Brissa said...

Oh Dani. :( babies be crazy.

Jessie said...

Lol. I hear you loud and clear. Except I have marshmallows and bugers stuck to my clothes.